Meme!
1. First thing you wash in the shower? Torso.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? It's light brown with a dove on the front, orange and yellow streaks behind it, with "Peace" written underneath.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Definitely. I love my pretend husband.
4. Do you plan outfits? Yes and no. I don't plan outfits ahead of time unless it's for some event. I tend to dress accordingly to how I feel when getting dressed. So with that in mind, I put together something.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? A little shaky - been moving shit out to my car. Which I should probably move off the hill but am too busy with this very important meme.
6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red? The bow on the front of my panties. ;)
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? All of the women were turning to black stone and crumbling apart while all the men were beating them up and telling me how they were allowed to do that now.
8. Did you meet anybody new today? Nope.
9. What are you craving right now? Swedish fish. Always.
10. Do you floss? Occasionally.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Ma petite chou!
12. Are you emotional? I can be, but I try not to be.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000? Actually yes. It was money. It wasn't my money, unfortunately.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? I usually eat it with a spoon, so neither. Who the fuck sinks their teeth into ice cream?
15. Do you like your hair? Right this second? Not so much. It needs a washing, and I can't do it until tomorrow.
16. Do you like yourself? Not very much at all.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W.Bush? Yes. I'd take him to KFC.
18. What are you listening to right now? I have Sigur Ros on right now.
19. Are your parents strict? My mother is the definitive permissive parent. Whoa.
20. Would you go sky diving? I don't know. It sounds like it could be fun, but I'd probably chicken out once I got up there. I'd need to be pushed out lol.
21. Do you like cottage cheese? It makes for a nice little it's-4.00pm-and-Grandma-says-not-to-ruin-my-dinner-appetite-because-she's-cooking-something-special-and-I-had-better-eat-a-lot-of-it snack.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity? I wish.
23. Do you rent movies often? I usually either borrow from a friend or buy.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in? My very aura. Lol, no, I have rhinestone-y things on my shirt.
25. How many countries have you visited? Six including the one in which I live, and I've seen over half of it so I think that should count.
26. Have you made a prank phone call? Not really, but my friend did a good one. It was a reverse prank call. Someone called her and she answered the phone in a deep voice saying, "Hello. This is Bob's mom. What are you wearing? Are you alone? I'm touching myself right now."
27. Ever been on a train? A handful of times. They're fun unless you try to sleep in one overnight. >(
28. Brown or white eggs? Other than the color there's no difference.
29.Do you have a cell-phone? Yes, though I absolutely loathe the beastly thing. Phones are so fucking rude.
30. Do you use chap stick? I have two of those little circular containers of lip gloss. One is Burt's Bees for medicinal purposes and the other is a plum-flavored deal which is nice and shiny and tasty.
31. Do you own a gun? Jesus Christ no. They scare the shit out of me. Actually, my grandfather recently purchased one with the mind to kill off the squirrels who keep stealing the pears out of our tree. I was vaguely aware he was buying one, but hadn't really paid much mind. I was ruffling around my grandparents's bedroom looking for something when this HUGE GARGANTUAN MASSIVE 6-FOOT-LONG ELEPHANT RIFLE ON THE BED caught my attention. I actually screamed, dropped whatever I was holding, and clutched my chest in terror. My grandma came rushing in, "What! What! What happened! Are you okay!" I just pointed at the bed and said, "What the shit is that?!!" to which she replied, "Oh for heaven's sake, you gave me a heart attack!" She then smacked the side of my head and left the room. Turns out it isn't an elephant rifle. It's still too fucking big for squirrels. I'm surprised we don't have random spots of blood and gut all over the yard.
32. Can you use chop sticks? My cousin taught me as a child. In high school the girl from Taiwan said it looked funny and couldn't replicate it. I later learned that different cultures/countries/areas of the world each have their own distinct way of holding and using chopsticks.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight? I'm going home today, so my family. And I have a serious date with the couch, too. ;)
34. Are you too forgiving? I'd forgive my close friends anything. Other than that, no. I believe in second, and possibly third chances, but if you're too much trouble you're too much trouble.
35. Ever been in love? I've fallen in love at least three times today. Have I ever fallen in love with a person? A few times.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow? Some will be going home, some will be preparing to graduate. Bastards.
37. Ever have cream puffs? I'm not quite sure what you're calling a cream puff, sir, but that could be borderline offensive.
38. Last time you cried? Yesterday.
39. What was the last question you asked? "I thought you already did your Anatomy?"
40. Favorite time of the year? Summer, hands down. I'd rather be sweating balls that cold.
41. Do you have any tattoos? I have four and am planning for numbers five and six this summer.
42. Are you sarcastic? What is this sarcasm of which you speak, madame?
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect? Nope.
44. Ever walked into a wall? Yes, and apologized to the wall for doing so.
45. Favorite color? Brown, green, and yellow. And I'm particularly fond of a good brown/blue combo.
46. Have you ever slapped someone? I'm not sure, but I have spit in someone's face.
47. Is your hair curly? Pre-dreads it was wavy; post-dreads it is dreads.
48. What was the last CD you bought? The last time I bought a CD from a store was three days ago. It was Coldplay's Viva la Vida. The last CD I bought through the internet - Amazon - was Explosion in the Sky's How Strange How Innocent and DeVotchKa's How it Ends. The last CD I bought through iTunes was the soundtrack for Etneral Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
49. Do looks matter? Looks always matter.
51. Is your phone bill sky high? I have a pay-as-you-go.
52. Do you like your life right now? Hell yeah I do. School it almost out, I have an art show in two days, and because of that I get to see a bunch of people I haven't in a long time all at once! It'll be great!
53. Do you sleep with the T.V. on? I sleep with a movie on: the commentary for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
54. Can you handle the truth? Bring it.
55. Do you have good vision? When I take my glasses off, the world becomes an impressionist painting.
56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people? Easily yes.
57. How often do you talk on the phone? Very rarely. I'm crap at calling people and people generally know how much I loathe phones.
58. The last person you held hands with? I think it was Husband. He was such a good sport about it, too. He wanted to get a closer look at the fires on campus and I went with to get photos. I am terrified of fire, so he held my hand. :)
59. What are you wearing? Black Converse, jeans, black tank top with rhinestone-y things that spell out "ACDC"
60.What is your favorite animal? Birds of prey and leopards. So fucking graceful, man.
61. Where was your default icon picture taken? I think someone just...made it.
62. Can you hula hoop? I don't have the hips for it. This has always plagued me. Thanks for bringing up bad memories, douche.
63. Do you have a job? I don't think so.
64. What was the most recent thing you bought? A pack of cigarettes.
65. Have you ever crawled through a window? Yes. The front door was locked and I was the only one who could crawl through the window and land on the stove without breaking it. Unfortunately because I am so short, two people had to assist me in getting to the damn window.